How hard is it to design a business card?

Very, apparently. I went through several different versions, eventually ending up with something simple and fairly standard. Lots of questions ran through my mind, like 'do I want to come across as different by being funny?' or 'does this card make me look like I deal in heavy metal music?' and 'is this card really reflecting what I'm about?'

I think I may change it again sometime. Doesn't feel 'right' just yet. Stay tuned, I'll crack this one homie.